4 thoughts on “My new mustache…

  1. Dreyer… just cause we broke up doesn’t mean you get to go do shit like that. I am SO hurt. Ugh! Remember how long it took me to convince you to get a haircut in the first place?!

    Upon further review (which I now regret), I noticed that you have like… CANS of processed cheese? That squirt out of a nozzle? And why are they just on your shelf by your spare computer, whose harddrive is probably a server that you keep your “mature photographs” on? Perhaps I don’t want to know.

    Clearly you have deeply rooted issues, love. We will work through this.

    I also hope Dave gets a restraining order, for the sake of his balls. Oh, Dave <3

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